I don't get the hate.

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02/08/2014 at 21:21 • Filed to: None

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Ben Affleck will be a phoenominal Batman. The dark and beaten way he played Daredevil will be perfect for Batman. Everything wrong with that movie was NOT his fault.


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Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 21:30

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Affleck > Bale. I have no idea why he was cast for the 3 Nolan movies, and I can't remember a single moment in those movies where his acting shone out.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > JustWaitingForAMate
02/08/2014 at 21:34

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Bale had one saving grace, and that was his believability as a master of hand to hand fighter during his time as Batman. I didn't hate him, but it's hard to top Clooney.

That last part was serious. The movie sucked but Clooney was a perfect Wayne.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 21:36

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Clooney radiated that whole rich playboy attitude when out of the suit. With Bale that felt like an act.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 21:38

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But will he be as fabulous as before?

(fyi, "Batman's nipples" is now in my search history)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 21:38

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No, in Daredevil he was still just Ben Affleck. He didn't act, he phoned in the whole thing. The reason why this will suck is because The Man of Steel blew ass and at no time ever has Batman been older than Superman.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > JustWaitingForAMate
02/08/2014 at 21:40

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Yeah. I definitely felt like he was still kind of playing Patrick Bateman. But Nolan was always a bit too concerned with the black psychology of Batman's story. So I'm sure for him he was more than willing to cast someone who looked wooden and uncomfortable as Wayne an in his element as Batman.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
02/08/2014 at 21:41

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I hate that suit. Mostly because it's at the top of the list of reasons that people didnt appreciate Clooney's awesome job as Bruce Wayne.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/08/2014 at 21:42

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I thought the New 52 has Bats being older.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/08/2014 at 21:44

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He doesn't have a WHOLE lot of range, but I think Batman/Bruce Wayne will be perfect for him.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JustWaitingForAMate
02/08/2014 at 21:45

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Nope, and the New 52 is some bull shit.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 21:46

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If Bruce Wayne is even in this one, it might just be Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 21:48

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Best "batman" is Michael Keaton - such a great damn psycho

I still think that the best Bruce Wayne is Val Kilmer.

Clooney just couldnt do the emotional baggage that Bruce needed.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/08/2014 at 21:50

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"In the New 52, it was established in Action Comics that Supes and Bats have a student/mentor relationship, as Bats is a good 8-10 years older than Superman. The official age of Superman in the New 52 is 22 (in the Action Comics early stories) and 27 (in the rest of the books). while Batman retains his Pre-New 52 age at around the mid-30s."

Thats just from a forum, I'm trying to find something actually put out by DC.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/08/2014 at 21:50

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I can't imagine he'll go the whole movie as JUST Batman.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > JustWaitingForAMate
02/08/2014 at 21:52

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"Batman's age was confirmed to be in his mid-30s during the Superman/Batman #7. He retains this age in The New 52, confirmed by interviews in Newsarama.com

Superman's age was confirmed by Neil Degrasse Tyson himself, guest starring in a Superman comic."

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Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
02/08/2014 at 21:52

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Other than the voice, I loved Bale as Batman. But you're right, Kilmer may very well have Clooney beat as Wayne.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 21:54

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"now, let's get you out of those clothes. ... And into a black dress."


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JustWaitingForAMate
02/08/2014 at 21:57

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I fucking hate the new 52.


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02/08/2014 at 21:58

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Seeing how it's a Superman movie, I could see it.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 22:27

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Whaaaat!
Someone like Clooney as Batman?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/08/2014 at 23:03

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I'm sure you've seen this already but I'll post in case you haven't. My fav Batman parody ever. I love how they dialed in on Bale's voice being terrible.


Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > AthomSfere
02/09/2014 at 00:25

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As Bruce Wayne. He was not great (although not terrible) as Batman.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Manuél Ferrari
02/09/2014 at 00:26

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Love those. And the one with the Riddler too.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/09/2014 at 00:50

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I love that one too.

All of them are good. Collegehumor at its best.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/09/2014 at 11:24

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I guess I have a hard time with the two Joel Schumacher films. They were both just so bad.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > AthomSfere
02/09/2014 at 15:55

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Oh I know. But honestly that's not the Batman Actors' fault. They were both poorly written and directed. But the actors were actually quite good.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
02/09/2014 at 16:00

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Not sure I agree there, but honestly I have no intent of going back and watching those Broadway adaptations of Batman again.

Everything about the movies was just so "what the hell?"

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